Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Mmmm, donuts

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Women rights.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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