- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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