What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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PENIS

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Anti Joke

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