whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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I won the game.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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