One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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God.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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DANA

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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