What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Hello

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Hi poop!

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Slavery lol

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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