Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Got milk? No.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Black Poeple

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

no

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