- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

Hair

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Carlton

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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