The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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throbbing slobber

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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The government makes a good decision

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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