- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

what is patrick wilson? smart

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

come along children

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

jgkbk,mn

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

amy copied adams haircut :0

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

anus soup

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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