3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Why Because

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

minorities

What comes after "Q" R

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Freedom of Speech

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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