Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

thumb_up thumb_down +41

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

thumb_up thumb_down +37

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

nbjhfghl

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Lockerbie bombing

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops