- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

kennah campion... being nice

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

did you ever see a butter fly?

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Turtles

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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