Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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