You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why Because

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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