A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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