Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Kim Kardashian.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Steering Wheel Face.

Asians...

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

womans rights

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

a horse walks into a barn

did you ever see a butter fly?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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