- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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