- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

did you ever see a butter fly?

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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