What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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i like potatoes

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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