Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Anti jokes are funny

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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What's big? Jupiter.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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