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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

A man walks into a bar.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

black people. that is all...

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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