- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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