Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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I hate you.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Carlton

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Black people are innocent.

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Anti Joke

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