- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Womens rights.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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