A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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gay marriage.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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