option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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A ginger rapping.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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