gay marriage.

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Global Warming.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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DERP

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No joke.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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William Raines.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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