A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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potato

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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