A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Freedom of Speech

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What's 9 +10 19

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

justin littleton. nuff said

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

A baby seal walks into a club.

An Irishman stays home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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