what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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