Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

knock knock come in

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

chuck norris

why did the man die? he got shot

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

poop.........

What's funnier than 24? 25

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

Hitler

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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