What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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