What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

The jets are a good team..

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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