A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Women's rights

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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