What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What's 9 +10 19

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Obama

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Brett Farve

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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