What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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