Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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the WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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No joke.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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