What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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