What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Hello

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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The WNBA.

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Anti Joke

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