Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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knock knock go away

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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penis

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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