Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

knock knock come in

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

balls in ya mouf

potato

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

That's unfortunate.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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