- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

hi my name is? joe

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

So one time this woman was learning...

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What is a dog? Bark

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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