What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Kate

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What comes after "Q" R

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hahaha

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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