- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

If life hands you lemons Take them

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Global Warming.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

i have aids and a chode

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