Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Women's rights

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

i have aids and a chode

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What is a dog? Bark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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