What do apples taste like? Apples.

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The WNBA.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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gays

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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