a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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