I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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1+1= 69

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Chocolate tastes good.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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