What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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im jewish

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Knock Knock Come in!

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Jess Burns

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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minorities

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