How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's big? Jupiter.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

A baby seal walks into a club...

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Steering Wheel Face.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Anti Joke

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