- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

The Aristocrats

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Santa Clogged my toliet

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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