- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

A man walks into a bar.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Turtles

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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