Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Rick Perry.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Nickelback

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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ekoj

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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