Santa Clogged my toliet

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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