what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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I hate you.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Black people are innocent.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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