Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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The jets are a good team..

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George W. Bush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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