- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

Rick Perry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

women's rights

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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