- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

DERP

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

No joke.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

The Aristocrats

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Santa Clogged my toliet

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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