- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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