A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Black Poeple

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Black people are innocent.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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