what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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No.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Asians...

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Rick Perry.

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