a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Nickelback

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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DERP

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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