what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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The government makes a good decision

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Oh...okay, good.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Jess Burns

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Women rights..

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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