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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Is Carly smart? No.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What is a dog? Bark

William Raines.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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