How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Knock knock, come in.

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ASSCHEEKS

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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This is not a joke.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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