Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What comes after "Q" R

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hahaha

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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apple pie.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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