- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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shut up

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Women

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Gadaffi

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

The glass is half an hour.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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