What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Obama.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Yeah, totally.

Brittney Spears

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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