Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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jack shine has boobs

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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WNBA

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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your momma's an antijoke

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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