Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Obama.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Yeah, totally.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Brittney Spears

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

penis that is all

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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