Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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chuck norris

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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