What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Knock Knock. Shut up.

dead babies

I cant think of one (._. )

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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