lewis bedford

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Indeed.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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