This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Anal cheese curds.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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World Of Warcraft

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