- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

ruddell and dodds anal

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

There is a car full of black people.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

minorities.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

the chicken whent boomand then died

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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