Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Black people

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Can I touch it?

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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