One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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your momma's an antijoke

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

A man farted. Another man walked away.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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