What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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hi

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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The WNBA.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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haha.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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