why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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I don't get it

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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