Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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http://www.ladsta.com

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Hi colton

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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I can't think of a joke!

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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