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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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