How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Jews for Jesus

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

corey is a nipplepotomus

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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