a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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ur mother

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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The WNBA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Which one is hardest?

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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GAY PEOPLE

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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You're so straight!

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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