what do you call a cup?... a cup

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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womens rights!

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Women's Basketball.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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