Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Anal cheese curds.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Womens rights.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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