- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

What's your name? You tell me.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

What should I name my dog?

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??