- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Miscarriages.

Gadaffi

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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