The glass is half an hour.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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chuck norris

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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French people

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like facebook.com/john maon

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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