knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

womans rights

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

A fat man buys a salad

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Women

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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