why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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GONNA

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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