Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

Sea World Japan.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

A baby seal walks into a club...

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Baseball

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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