what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

. Deez nuts Ok

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

A van drives into a car.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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