Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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666 im christian

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Banana(s)

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WNBA

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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your mother is so lesbian

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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