Dan O'Driscoll

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Where else? The junk yard

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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